Fri, 9:32: Step 1: discover bowls of candy coated chocolate covered peanuts and mini peanut butter cups in office kitchen
Step 2: put handful of both in mouth AT THE SAME TIME
Step 3: achieve melodramatic orgasm
Step 4: get fired
Fri, 11:07: If life hands you a pile of shit, paint a beautiful earth-toned picture with it!
Fri, 13:11: You guys Claudia just pushed me onto the Lizzo train. I haven't been this thrilled by a new album by someone I've never heard of since Lady Gaga's 2008 debut.
