Fri, 8:27: Read this thread if you want to brighten your Friday morning. https://t.co/simGjWJ45b
Fri, 12:51: RT @TheOnion: Nancy Pelosi Slams Edited Footage With Claim That When She’s Drunk You’ll Fucking Know It https://t.co/JYJSbx7ydI
Fri, 21:50: I never paid much attention to famous drag queens but I'm a new fan of this one. https://t.co/RpP6btZQUB
Fri, 22:55: When you're asleep you're unconscious and therefore have no idea what's going on which means people who say "I love sleep!" are FUCKING LIARS