My tweets

  • Sat, 7:30: Good thing I never named a child after her, I guess! A future pet could maybe still be in the cards. One that can be expected to be a sweetheart until the very end when it suddenly terrorizes the entire neighborhood? 🤔 RT @fcakenterprises Holy fuck I love this woman. #khaleesi #gameofthrones instagram.com/p/obuCY7wOJZ/)
  • Sat, 17:24: Ironically, this movie somehow manages to scale it down. https://t.co/hUZcPS23Jf
  • Sat, 18:21: I came up with the genius idea of pounding peanuts with the back of my iPhone and so it automatically dialed 911. 😳
  • Sat, 22:15: I figure I should get in all the gay sex I can before the overwhelming number of fucking bigots in this country reach me on their list and come to eliminate me.