My tweets

  • Wed, 11:45: Still keeping my eye on the prize! (in the mirror)
  • Wed, 13:55: You can’t say *I* don’t support local business owners! Alicia brought me a pint bouquet from Bitty Bouquet dressed in overalls like the bona fide farmer she is. I’m only disappointed she didn’t have straw sticking out of her mouth. https://t.co/34dBR1OXwt
  • Wed, 16:47: You might want to watch your back if you live in Belltown. https://t.co/q0uIde5Gvw
  • Wed, 22:34: GAHHHH these things are breeding like... like... hold on it’ll come to me https://t.co/2CNBshISWq
  • Wed, 22:41: Do you think Ed Gein mopped the floor with anybody?