Fri, 10:26: I tired of new iterations of "Batman" years ago BUT I just learned that 2021's THE BATMAN will star Colin Farrell, the most beautiful man alive (though he probably won't be in this film), as The Penguin! It will also feature Catwoman as played by Zoë Kravitz, Paul Dano as The Riddler, and will be directed by Matt Reeves, who also directed the uniquely unsettling horror films CLOVERFIELD and LET ME IN. I am officially interested.
Fri, 13:47: You guys I finally finished my deep analysis of the past decade and I have come to the conclusion that the greatest news story of the 2010s was "Boaty McBoatface."
