Sat, 7:04: I spent the last week successfully getting my weight back under control, so last night I I dreamt about baking a bunch of my own Hostess products.
Sat, 11:31: RT @breeeeann: I sent the pictures of the Obamas to my mom jokingly asking why her and my dad weren’t as cute as cute as them and this is their response pic.twitter.com…
Sat, 16:27: Not one person sings a song! https://t.co/jrXaSShrd9
Sat, 16:38: Okay kitties now let’s get in formation! 💃🏻 https://t.co/TkeNDElyr6
Sat, 21:40: I finally figured out why Kylo Ren is insanely fuckable in THE FORECE AWAKENS and THE LAST JEDI but not in THE RISE OF SKYWALKER. It's because Kylo Ren is only hot when he's evil. "Redeemable" Kylo is a boner killer. Yawn, next!