Sat, 8:52: Protip: If you haven't updated your profile pic in ten years, I assume you REALLY look like shit now.
Sat, 12:45: You think your cat is talented? Yeah well, mine has left long thin turds sticking straight up in his litter, like tiny little brown tree trunks, multiple times this week!
Sat, 14:17: “John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch” is a uniquely delightful work of gonzo weirdness. You should watch it! https://t.co/bJx04tKCsK