Sun, 8:50: Global Apathy Toward the Fires in Australia Is a Scary Portent for the Future https://t.co/rmJuOweZpT
Sun, 17:24: Five minutes into the Golden Globe Awards and already Australia gets a shoutout. ❤️ https://t.co/BaRf4gqB4w
Sun, 17:28: In other news, Matt Bomer looks like a mannequin. The only mannequin I would fuck. #goldenglobes
Sun, 18:29: It would make my year if Elton John’s ridiculous hair just fell right off his head. #goldenglobes
Sun, 19:25: Oh my god, that bow on Jennifer Lopez’s dress! It just hit me in the face and I’m actually a thousand miles away!