My tweets

  • Thu, 9:54: By 8-1 vote, at that—and the one dissenting opinion was only a partial dissent. This fate was largely predicted a year ago. But I guess you’ve got to hand it to Tim Eyman—that dipshit sure knows how to waste our time and taxpayer money. https://t.co/fJ8Dg77wGT
  • Thu, 13:27: I finally got around to watching the bizarro video for Lady Gaga’s “911” (which incidentally, was always my favorite track from Chromatica), then I saw this top comment and laughed and laughed. https://t.co/zeTaYBg3ce
  • Thu, 17:55: I want to see a remake of The First Wives Club starring Hillary Clinton, Laura Bush and Michelle Obama called The First Ladies Club. (Melania Trump can play the Stockard Channing part, so we can see her jump off a balcony.)
  • Thu, 20:16: Just finished taking notes on every item on my ballot and if more people did the same we might actually live in a functioning democracy! 🤩
  • Thu, 20:39: RT @SortaBad: there will never be a better opportunity to use this image https://t.co/nyAeyVCmEI