My tweets

  • Sun, 7:12: In what universe is this acceptable behavior? Behavior which, by the way, Trump immediately laughed about? Anyone who supports this shit, and by extension that vile man, literally shame on you. This is your fucking "law and order"? Really? https://t.co/lAarbyyrTa
  • Sun, 7:48: I went on two walks through East Capitol Hill yesterday, once before dark and once after. The house decorations were fantastic. I smell a new, easy, FREE and highly photogenic Halloween tradition coming on. https://t.co/vdJSwanlCZ
  • Sun, 9:29: Some of the creative ways the high-end houses on Capitol Hill handed out candy last night: lots of “candy chutes” affixed to stairway railings (making me think hardware stores must have sold out of pipes). Several apologetic but often ornate “See You Next Year” displays. Candy set out in individual bags. Candy just set out on tables or in bowls. Sometimes with disinfecting wipes or hand sanitizer provided. In one dark shot it’s hard to see the woman up on the balcony, sending a bowl of candy hanging from a rope. https://t.co/pxkexrsADT
  • Sun, 13:27: Okay you guys Baby Yoda is always and forever *the* reason to watch #TheMandalorian BUT Timothy Olyphant in the season 2 premiere might just be the hottest he’s ever been. 🤤
  • Sun, 16:54: Last night I learned the reason the chicken crossed the road was apparently for candy. https://t.co/IXzTKBXzKT