My tweets

  • Wed, 10:38: Okay I just finished all my holiday cookies which means I can FINALLY get back on a healthier regimen of getting fatter.
  • Wed, 11:42: Fuck "pandemic," the 2020 Word of the Year should be "Greggnog." https://t.co/HkqLk7ZEzB
  • Wed, 16:55: Rip who? Rip Taylor? Rip Torn? Van Winkle? Which does Lisa ❤️? WHICH ONE?? https://t.co/RMingDbCh1
  • Wed, 18:42: Holiday content I managed to watch this year:

    Home Alone*
    Happiest Season*
    Gremlins*
    Eyes Wide Shut
    A Very Murray Christmas
    Elf*
    The Christmas Chronicles
    The Christmas Chronicles, Part Two [ <—super dumb]
    The Jinkx & DeLa Holiday Special [ <—my new favorite]

    (*Perennially rewatchable)