My tweets
- Thu, 5:58: They say "the safest sex is no sex at all," but that's not true. Sex in dreams is just as safe! I really need to perfect lucid dreaming so I can get railed by Andrew Garfield.
- Thu, 8:02: View to the right from my desk ... ITβS RAINING!! π§βοΈπ₯°πβ€οΈπ https://t.co/K68o6xotae
- Thu, 14:42: LOL, Holy shit you have no idea how TRUE THIS IS. https://t.co/RC0HH6Q5pR
- Thu, 15:30: RT @YNB: I mean... Hey β¦@HamillHimselfβ© have you seen this?! β€οΈ https://t.co/ink3S66dLo
- Thu, 17:34: For the first time in over 20 years I FINALLY found a fun pair of earrings I actually liked aside from my standard small silver hoops. What do you think? https://t.co/QojDRWSKjd
- Thu, 21:25: Anyone who believes the United States is the greatest country in the world is a privileged idiot. https://t.co/IO83Ndi0uR