My tweets

  • Tue, 15:39: Madonna directing a biopic about herself is a level of narcissism that bends time and space, and you know what? I respect that. But! If this movie is not an unmitigated disaster, I will eat my own left ass cheek. That's right! I'll slice it right off and sauté it. That's how confident I am this movie will be terrible. Madonna to Co-Write and Direct Her Own Movie Biopic
  • Tue, 17:46: We’re all gonna die so we might as well do it with a smile! https://t.co/YpKQKQD4Ux