Mon, 7:48: Protip for the Army of Morons terrified of COVID-19 vaccines somehow implanting a tracking microchip into your body: You might want to consider the FUCKING GPS ALREADY IN YOUR PHONE.
Mon, 10:27: I was talking to a newer friend the other day about my three oldest friends, and I never actually put this together until I told her about it: I met Danielle when I was in elementary school; Lynn when I was in high school; and Gabriel when I was in college. (As of 2021 I have known them 34 years, 28 years and 26 years, respectively.)
Mon, 15:45: Just when you thought organics consumers couldn't be any more insufferable... RT MelissaBlasius Jacob Chansley, AKA Jake Angeli, Arizona man makes first court appearance in for charges related to storming the U.S. Capitol. His mom says he hasn’t eaten since Friday because the detention facility won’t feed him all organic food. @abc15 t.co/uekS2ElksL
