Tue, 6:05: I'm slowly coming to grips with the fact that makeup just doesn't look as good on men who are old and fat. I guess I'd better start losing weight and getting younger.
Tue, 8:35: In short, seditious Republicans: go fuck yourselves. If Senators Hawley and Cruz can't be otherwise removed—which is insanity—I am DYING to see them voted out of office. The current trend of withholding corporate donations is a good start. https://t.co/qEXS9NPrR1
Tue, 8:52: RT @jvharris_1965: Hey @FLOTUS Great news. Twitter just banned your husband. Your anti cyber bullying campaign is working. #BeBest
Tue, 14:17: I just realized right now there must be a devastatingly high employment rate in the lice community.
Tue, 18:48: First #HappyHour with Laney in her post-retirement, full-time traveler life! She’s speaking to me from the front seat of her van, mooching off Starbucks wifi in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. https://t.co/bnlBSUPtfO