Mon, 10:34: "ABC. 'A', always. 'B', be. 'C', closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING. Always be closing."

—worker who is passionate about the swing shift

Mon, 15:19: It's the first week of 2021, and already I have an unprecedented number of work Zoom meetings scheduled within that time frame.

(*cue quick-cut exterior shots pulling further and further away from the city of Seattle, my melodramatic groan echoing throughout the land*)