Thu, 9:54: I have mixed feelings about calling a product "nut butter squeeze packs."
Thu, 15:29: I do not support public shaming as a general rule but when all those motherfuckers who stormed the Capitol have their identities exposed to employers etc. (and inevitably not enough of them are actually charged with a crime) I will absolutely be here for it.
Thu, 11:41: The Christmas card from my oldest niece arrived late but was well worth the wait. My grandniece (now 11) has truly outdone herself with the envelope—a shocking accomplishment if you know how awesome previous ones have been. I’m so genuinely moved by the on-point personalized details, it’s unreal. ❤️❤️ https://t.co/WV77M99hEt