My tweets

  • Mon, 11:53: RT @fcakenterprises: My great[est] aunt sent me a St. Patrick's Day card. https://t.co/rh5hwoX5tB
  • Mon, 14:28: Coming in hot: anyone who insists Seattle "doesn't have four seasons" can fuck right off! Plenty summer days are *too* hot; plenty winter days are very cold; leaves turn beautifully and fall from the trees through autumn and we get the fresh rebirth of blooming flowers in spring.
  • Mon, 15:14: Apparently I am too old to know what the fuck sitting cross-legged has to do with applesauce.
  • Mon, 20:45: And the nominees are . . . https://t.co/Q5Pk6F1H28
  • Mon, 22:34: DID👏SHE👏STUTTER👏WHILE👏SAYING👏IT👏LOUDER👏FOR👏THE👏PEOPLE👏IN👏THE👏BACK