Wed, 11:32: RT @SpeedinUptoStop: i've seen everything. i've seen it all https://t.co/kf1LSL6MLx
Wed, 18:30: Is now a good time to remind everyone I've never even owned a car? https://t.co/8B2YPgmsOo
Wed, 21:45: I suppose some of you might like this, one day, on basic cable when nothing better is on. https://t.co/0uac249XXv
Wed, 21:49: Just watched a movie in which the main character flies "Aer Lingus," which I was surprised to discover is a real airline, which simply gained prominent product placement. Unless they offer mile-high cunnilingus, they should fire their branding consultants.