My tweets

  • Thu, 6:06: Ugh. A friend called me out on this on Twitter shortly after I posted it. I absolutely should have know better even then, but I have never used the word since.

    The lesson? Call out the people close to you on their bad behavior. If there’s *anyone* you’ll be successful at it with, it’s them, and it’s what true friends do.

    (I could just delete this, but I think we should also hold ourselves accountable.)

    RT @fcakenterprises Guru likes to stand in the other room meowing over and over again to no one in particular for no apparent reason. Maybe he's retarded.
  • Thu, 8:04: I certainly didn't need yet another reason to love my city, but I got one anyway! ❤️ Seattle Becomes First Major American City to Fully Vaccinate 70 Percent of Residents 12 and Older
  • Thu, 22:09: 🎶 And now my stupid friends are having stupid children
    My stupid friends are having stupid children
    My stupid friends are having stupid children
    My stupid friends are having stupid children
    And now my stupid friends are having stupid children
    My stupid friends are having stupid children
    My stupid friends are having stupid children
    Stupid, fucking ugly, boring children 🎶