My tweets

  • Fri, 13:44: This one's for the bookworms! I just learned from a podcast that prison inmates in Brazil can shave four days off their sentence for every book they read, with a maximum of 12 books (and thus about a month and a half) per year.
  • Fri, 14:24: I was just thinking about that story The Scorpion and the Frog. I hate both those animals, I'm not on either side. Fuck both of them!
  • Fri, 17:39: Back to in-person Happy Hours with Laney! Twelfth one at one of our favorite places on Capitol Hill. ❤️❤️ https://t.co/YqGXVktlvQ