Wed, 12:49: My cat started to puke because she drank too much water too quickly. It's like this bitch can't hold her liquor, except it's just water.
I turned in my chair, thinking naively that I could pick her up and race over to hold her over the litter box. My movement startled her, though, and she suddenly turned around in place, puking as she did it, the vomit fanning out from her in an arc, like she was an automatic barf sprinkler.

Wed, 22:18: That nude sword fight in a volcano might just be worth waiting through all the other deeply weird shit! https://t.co/Ig38uVRZvO