Tue, 06:00: I keep thinking about Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer’s text exchanges in Top Gun Maverick, where they ended every single text punctuated with a period. I was like: yep, this is a couple of people in their fifties.
Tue, 08:09: They're just brighter beams of light everybody settle down
Tue, 12:06: I made a minor accommodation for a broker that took truly almost zero effort and still quipped "I think you should send me some Unreal candies for this"—hahaha IT'S SO FUCKING EASY https://t.co/hPjZmVjDvZ