Sat, 19:29: You want to hear something truly, deeply, genuinely disgusting? Well too bad, I'm going to tell you anyway!
I reached down to pick up what looked like a dried leaf of some kind of the floor. I picked it up with my bare fingers and for a second I was confused by how mushy it was.
Then I realized it had been a dollop of cat vomit.
I cannot remember the last time I retched so hard.
The standard twenty seconds of hand washing did not feel nearly long enough.
