Mon, 17:09: Home from my first colonoscopy! Trying to find some heavy machinery to operate, while signing some legal documents
Mon, 19:03: Highlight of my colonoscopy today was it taking FOUR TRIES to get an IV in (apparently because I was dehydrated). This included three different people attempting it, the third of whom came up to me confidently saying “Did they tell you I’m a wizard?” And then even she took two tries, the second one with her finding a “tiny” IV to use, which finally worked. Lesson learned: when I get my next colonoscopy in seven to ten years, I need to drink water alongside drinking 2 liters of Golytely! I should mark my calendar. https://t.co/BFEoHRgQONZ/