Thu, 08:45: These fuckers are coming at me again this week. There's a long history of this shit actually, and I suspect it's the color of my hair. I'm not dying it for those assholes!
I'm not a huge fan of seagulls as a rule but as I kept on walking after getting smacked a second time this week I saw a seagull fly by a minute later and I thought: at least that guy's leaving me the fuck alone. Points for seagulls! https://t.co/TclBc964uv