Tue, 5:43: Maybe I'll start my own far-left conspiracy theory alleging a secret plot by "deep state" candy manufacturers to spread sugar addiction. It's called M&on.
Tue, 7:02: My spirit animal. https://t.co/zOTBN5OsuY
Tue, 8:33: Along my walk to work this morning. #seattle #viaduct https://t.co/GCV7VDAEyc
Tue, 14:40: A store contact just thanked me “for being a tax legend” and THAT’S ALL I EVER WANTED 🏆😭