Thu, 6:57: Whoever the hell calculated the location of “fill to this line” in litter boxes clearly didn’t understand the propulsive power of kitty paws.
Thu, 10:52: Leon just told me "I emailed you a question about the sheet" (that being a cost sheet template) but for like a minute I was utterly convinced he had said "I emailed you a question about the sheep" and I was like "Hold on! Back up!"
Thu, 13:16: Just overheard a conversation about a theft at one of the stores, by "the m&m-looking guy with the J-Lo glasses." Keep your eyes peeled!
Thu, 15:17: UPDATE: It has been brought to my attention on Facebook that they "probably meant Eminem." Because I am an idiot. And I eat too much candy.
Thu, 16:20: Listen Yes I Still Know What You Did In the Summer of 1997
Thu, 21:55: Look, I don’t mean to offend any of you but people who send shit to all their contacts on Facebook Messenger should be hanged, drawn and quartered.
